Sports At LGS Paragon.

Let’s start off with our not so…..wait, we can’t do offensive stuff here. Okay, so let’s start off with our very respectable sports teacher; Sir Zia-Ud-Burkee. Phew, I hope I got the name right. Anyways, His appearance really puts us under the impression that he’s one of those very formal teachers who are going teach the brains out of us which we obviously don’t have. From no angle does he look like a sports teacher. So it took us students around zillion days to realize that Sir Burkee is our not so…I mean our very respectable Sports teacher. On a serious note, he has a very enraged personality for some weird reason none of us know. It seems like he’s always in a bad mood, ready to punch any student in the face and most of all, not allow to us play anything. Yes, you got me right, our sports teacher lets us do anything and I mean anything except for playing sports. His reason being; the juniors are so cute and adorable that they own the football ground. Bingo! Second reason being, the juniors are so innocent that they would get disturbed if we play in the basketball court. Bingo! Third reason, the kids can get hurt if we play football in the table-tennis area. Bingo! Yet again. So yeah, our beloved sports teacher allows us to do anything but play any sort of sports or games. The football team has never got to touch the football, let alone practicing in the football field. The basketball team has never got to touch the basketball in the basketball court let alone practicing together. And guess what, Punjab Olympics is in November and the football team has just played 2 matches together as a team.

This is the status of our sports management. I mean no offense to anyone though I wish I could, from the above text and I’m pretty sure it is proved that they are very well organized, efficient, and straight forward. This is how our sports life is, in college. I am sure a day would come when they would say those little kids/juniors will go play against the 18 year olds because they get disturbed if we seniors get to play. Well that’s how my sports life goes in this college and I’m sure most of the students share my view. Great minds think alike, ehhh :-) .

Okay, let’s get to the serious part, the football team has been finalized and we have the Punjab Olympics starting from November 17th. Best part, we are drawn to the toughest teams in the group including Lacas, G.C.U and Beaconhouse. Best part yet again, we haven’t practiced, we are not allowed to play soccer in the football field because the juniors are way too cute and adorable. We don’t get to practice elsewhere because there is no back-hand from the school management. So, technically we are in afflictive condition, on a better note, The School’s football team played 2 matches against F.C College and such was the potential of our team that we beat them twice in their home ground on 2 consecutive days. So much potential, so much talent yet no one utilizes us. We don’t get to practice, we don’t get to sit together and discuss anything, hell we don’t even get to see a football in between our feet in the college and I would repeat again, we have to play in the Punjab Olympics soon.  Oh Yeah, The Table Tennis team also had a visit to Sicas & they won the match. Well, putting aside football, same is the case with the Basketball team. They don’t get to practice together; they don’t even know who their teammates are. Such excellent is the condition of our sports life in the college. No wonder most of the time students waste their time on break dances with their pathetic attempt to imitate Michael Jackson (no, they aren’t so bad honestly speaking).

Anyways, Paragonites have no sports life at all because as I’ve told you all this time, the little juniors have to be protected because they don’t have hands, legs and their faces are so cute and that is the sole reason due to which we are not allowed to play. That’s it from my side.  Adios!