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Sunday, November 1, 2009

Spicy Gossips & Sugar Coated Scandals.

(The reports are being published with full evidence, provided to us by our special reporter, AgEnT X. "No Names" are being given out as this stuff is only for fun & not to mock anyone)

~Scandal Number 1~

"Yaar, Bachi check kar. !", said Mr. A.
"Khabardaar, Bhabi hai teri. !", replied Mr. B.

This is what AgEnT X heard as two of the A' Level chaps discussed Miss A sitting in the middle of the common room. AgEnT X decided to further his investigations and soon found out that Mr. B had indeed started to FLIRT with Miss A, who was already committed (sources tell), tried to avoid this OVER-FRIENDLY stranger but ended up developing a soft corner for him in the corner of her heart. Meanwhile Mr. B (a renowned flirt) proposed to ANOTHER girl in the common room. This totally broke Miss A's heart. And THIS is the place where the TWIST begins. Miss A was discussing her future strategies on the issue with her friends in the common room, in particular with Miss B (famous for her hardwork in the first Mega Event at LGS Paragon), when suddenly a friend of Mr. B (*a lady) entered the room and started to speak about. . . well THAT does not need an explanation. Anyway, the common room was put into a microwave that Friday and SILENCE flew everywhere..... with the exception of TWO ladies, 1)a friend of the heart-broken Miss A and 2)a friend of the heart-breaker Mr. B (*a lady). Voices grew louder and within no time, both had hands over one another. Not just hands, legs and vocal power were utilised properly and then, all one could make out of what was being said was...." Meow, Meow !!!"
Finally, friendly powers intervened and stopped the CAT FIGHT. Sources tell that everything is "CHILL" between the two parties now once again. This should not however be forgotten that Mr. A was reported to have been involved in another fight with another party which is still under the Headmaster's consideration. And the friend of Miss A (Miss B) was also a well-known fighter at her previous school that she attended.
Any latest developments will be reported as soon as they occur.

~Scandal Number 2~

Another afternoon, AgEnT X was sitting infront of the cafe preparing his Monthy Report, when suddenly something abrupt occured on the other side of the basket ball court. He instantly understood that "ZUROOR DALL MEIN KUCH KAALA HAI...!"
A group of guys were actually playing football in the basketball court when the ball went out of the court and another chap, standing near the stairs, kicked it back. This should have been taken as normal but it was not and at the very moment, the group advanced towards the single bare-handed guy. Wasting no time, the guy wanted to punch a member of the group BUT out of nowhere, his friends climbed down and tried to settle the affair, using abusive language. Remember, both the groups involved here are led by guys who are famous for their formal and informal dances on the Welcome Party Night. This ended here, but Agent X did not rest and soon found out that the rivalry had been going on since the party night. It actually started when a member of the first-mentioned group hit the other group's member during the dance... BY MISTAKE. However, after contacting both the parties, it is confirmed that the situation has returned to NORMAL once again.