Parliamentary Debates At LUMS.

The parliamentary debate held at LUMS on 6 September 09, was a toughly contested one. There were 4 participant teams, namely, LGS 1.A.1, LGS Paragon, Beaconhouse Garden Town and Aitchison College, and they were all at their best, heating up the debate, “ THBT head scarves should be banned in Turkey ”. The debates were university style, two on two, with two proposition teams, ours and Aitchison College’s, and two teams opposing the topic, the remainder of the aforementioned teams. The debate was witnessed by debaters from all over Pakistan, and our school had tremendous support. Our speakers, Arfa bin Saqib and Tariq Iqtidar, managed to grab second place, and Aitchison were announced the winners, with 1.A.1 coming in third, but we are still definitely proud of our students and we’ll always support them, Wholeheartedly.

  

Sports At LGS Paragon.

Let’s start off with our not so…..wait, we can’t do offensive stuff here. Okay, so let’s start off with our very respectable sports teacher; Sir Zia-Ud-Burkee. Phew, I hope I got the name right. Anyways, His appearance really puts us under the impression that he’s one of those very formal teachers who are going teach the brains out of us which we obviously don’t have. From no angle does he look like a sports teacher. So it took us students around zillion days to realize that Sir Burkee is our not so…I mean our very respectable Sports teacher. On a serious note, he has a very enraged personality for some weird reason none of us know. It seems like he’s always in a bad mood, ready to punch any student in the face and most of all, not allow to us play anything. Yes, you got me right, our sports teacher lets us do anything and I mean anything except for playing sports. His reason being; the juniors are so cute and adorable that they own the football ground. Bingo! Second reason being, the juniors are so innocent that they would get disturbed if we play in the basketball court. Bingo! Third reason, the kids can get hurt if we play football in the table-tennis area. Bingo! Yet again. So yeah, our beloved sports teacher allows us to do anything but play any sort of sports or games. The football team has never got to touch the football, let alone practicing in the football field. The basketball team has never got to touch the basketball in the basketball court let alone practicing together. And guess what, Punjab Olympics is in November and the football team has just played 2 matches together as a team.

This is the status of our sports management. I mean no offense to anyone though I wish I could, from the above text and I’m pretty sure it is proved that they are very well organized, efficient, and straight forward. This is how our sports life is, in college. I am sure a day would come when they would say those little kids/juniors will go play against the 18 year olds because they get disturbed if we seniors get to play. Well that’s how my sports life goes in this college and I’m sure most of the students share my view. Great minds think alike, ehhh :-) .

Okay, let’s get to the serious part, the football team has been finalized and we have the Punjab Olympics starting from November 17th. Best part, we are drawn to the toughest teams in the group including Lacas, G.C.U and Beaconhouse. Best part yet again, we haven’t practiced, we are not allowed to play soccer in the football field because the juniors are way too cute and adorable. We don’t get to practice elsewhere because there is no back-hand from the school management. So, technically we are in afflictive condition, on a better note, The School’s football team played 2 matches against F.C College and such was the potential of our team that we beat them twice in their home ground on 2 consecutive days. So much potential, so much talent yet no one utilizes us. We don’t get to practice, we don’t get to sit together and discuss anything, hell we don’t even get to see a football in between our feet in the college and I would repeat again, we have to play in the Punjab Olympics soon.  Oh Yeah, The Table Tennis team also had a visit to Sicas & they won the match. Well, putting aside football, same is the case with the Basketball team. They don’t get to practice together; they don’t even know who their teammates are. Such excellent is the condition of our sports life in the college. No wonder most of the time students waste their time on break dances with their pathetic attempt to imitate Michael Jackson (no, they aren’t so bad honestly speaking).

Anyways, Paragonites have no sports life at all because as I’ve told you all this time, the little juniors have to be protected because they don’t have hands, legs and their faces are so cute and that is the sole reason due to which we are not allowed to play. That’s it from my side.  Adios!

Fun Survey :-)

Here Are A Few Survey Questions Answered By Random Students Mere For The Sake Of Fun...!

~Survey Number 1~

"Is Love An illusion...? Or There Is Something More To It...?"

(Key :- I Believe In Love=Yes & Love Does Not Exist=No)

Zaid Iftikhar : No, It Does not Exist.

Nael : Yes, I Do.

Fatima : Yes.

Zaim Jaffery: No, It's An illusion.

Rameen : No.

Muhammad Ali : Yes.

Abdul Hannah : Yes.

Sara : Yes.

Maha Adeeb : Yes.

Qurat-Ul-Ain : Yes.

Abeeha : No.

Ahsan Azhar : Yes.

Mahnoor Ghalib : No.

Hassan Pervaiz : No.

Arfa-Bin-Saqib : No.

Aneeq Khatana : Yes.

Daraab : Yes.

Mughees Ahmed : No.

Khuzaema Gauhar : Yes.

Zaeema : No.

Ismail : No.

Azeem Butt : No.

Ali Suleiman : No.

Ahmed Tariq : No.

Farrukh : Yes.

Zeemal : Yes.

Muneeb Kazmi : Yes.

Maryam Anwar : Yes.

Asharib : Yes.

Miss Asma Israr : No.

Aneeka Hassan : No.

Huma Zahid : Yes.

Ghulam Mujtaba : No, It's A Crap.

Manaal Fatima: No, There Is No Such Thing As Love.

Asad Amir : Yes.

Baqir Jaffery : No.

Danyal Rizvi : Yes.

Hasnain : Yes.

Uzair : Yes.

Zoya : Yes.

Umara : Yes.

Hira : Yes.

Omer : Yes.

Hassan Malik : Yes.

Asjad Saleemi : Yes, It's Magnificent.

~Survey Number 2~

I Am Happy Or Sad Because._._._._?

Hamza Ali : Sad, Bcuz I Had A Car Accident.

Mahnoor Ghalib : Sad, Bcuz Her Friend Was Sad.

Ahmed Tariq : Sad Bcuz , Mahnoor Is Sad.

Huma : Happy, Bcuz She Is The New Head Girl.

Hassan Malik : Sad, Bcuz His Girlfriend Doesn't Understands His Love.

Qurat-Ul-Ain Saeed : Happy, Bcuz Her Law Test Sucked, Just As She Had Expected.

Ali Suleiman : Sad, Bcuz He Is Bored.

Ali Tahir : Sad, Bcuz His Girlfriend Ditched Him.

Fatima : Sad, Her Bio Test Sucked.

Doraab : Happy, Bcuz He Tries To Look At The Things Positively.

Arfa-Bin-Saqib : Happy, Bcuz, They made Him The New Head Boy.

Humna Adeeb : Sad, Bcuz Has A Tooth Ache.

Adeela : Sad, Bcuz She Has A Stomach Ache.

Sameel : Happy, Bcuz Of His Friends.

Nael : Sad, Bcuz His Life Is Crappy.

Azeem : Happy, Bcuz He Is Hyper.

Isha : Happy, Bcuz Zaim Got A New Spiky Haircut.

Zubair : Happy, Bcuz He Dont Have A Girlfriend.

Ismail : Happy, Bcuz He Is The Deputy Head Boy.

Asad Amir : Happy, Bcuz My Dad Is Not In Lahore.

Aneeq Khatana : Happy, Bcuz I Bought A New Horse Today.

Danyaal : Happy, Bcuz Everything Is Going According To Plan.

Miss Asma Israr : Happy, Bcuz Living The Life Is The Wave.

Mussab : Happy, Bcuz "Sub Set Hai".

Hasnain : Happy, Bcuz He Have Lots Of Friends Around.

Umara : Happy, Bcuz She's Sitting Withe The Friend.

Uzair : Happy, Bcuz He Is Listening To Music.

Aneeqa Hassan : Sad, Bcuz She Is Not Feeling Well.

Abeeha : Happy, Bcuz, She Don't Have A Reason To Feel Sad.

Zaim Jaffery : Happy, Bcuz He Is Designing His E-Mag Blog.

~Survey Question 3~

LGS Paragon Rocks !! Because._._._.?

Ahsan Azhar : Bcuz There Are Chicks Around.

Adeela Farooq : Bcuz There Are Too Many Friends Around.

Ali Zia : Bcuz Of The Sir Salman's Policies.

Zaeema Rehman : Bcuz There Are Good People Around.

Hamza Ali : Bcuz The Buildings Are Fine.

Zaim Jaffery : Bcuz There Is No Uniform Attire.

Abdul Hannan : Bcuz The Campus Is Really Good.

Ahmed Tariq : Bcuz Of The Parties.

Fatima Hasnain : Bcuz Of The Amazing Faculty.

Ghulam Mujtaba : Bcuz He Is The Prefect.

Manaal Fatima : Bcuz Of Teh Students (Friends).

Zubair : Bcuz Of The Parties.

Zaid Iftikhar : Bcuz Of Teh Faculty.

Aneeq : Bcuz Of The "QUDAMZ" (His Friend Group).

Arfa-Bin-Saqib : Bcuz It's Paragon & People Found Here Are Found Nowhere Else.

Maham : Bcuz There Is No Uniform.

Zoya : Bcuz She Is Here.

Spicy Gossips & Sugar Coated Scandals.

(The reports are being published with full evidence, provided to us by our special reporter, AgEnT X. "No Names" are being given out as this stuff is only for fun & not to mock anyone)

~Scandal Number 1~

"Yaar, Bachi check kar. !", said Mr. A.
"Khabardaar, Bhabi hai teri. !", replied Mr. B.

This is what AgEnT X heard as two of the A' Level chaps discussed Miss A sitting in the middle of the common room. AgEnT X decided to further his investigations and soon found out that Mr. B had indeed started to FLIRT with Miss A, who was already committed (sources tell), tried to avoid this OVER-FRIENDLY stranger but ended up developing a soft corner for him in the corner of her heart. Meanwhile Mr. B (a renowned flirt) proposed to ANOTHER girl in the common room. This totally broke Miss A's heart. And THIS is the place where the TWIST begins. Miss A was discussing her future strategies on the issue with her friends in the common room, in particular with Miss B (famous for her hardwork in the first Mega Event at LGS Paragon), when suddenly a friend of Mr. B (*a lady) entered the room and started to speak about. . . well THAT does not need an explanation. Anyway, the common room was put into a microwave that Friday and SILENCE  flew everywhere..... with the exception of TWO ladies, 1)a friend of the heart-broken Miss A and 2)a friend of the heart-breaker Mr. B (*a lady). Voices grew louder and within no time, both had hands over one another. Not just hands, legs and vocal power were utilised properly and then, all one could make out of what was being said was...." Meow, Meow !!!"
Finally, friendly powers intervened and stopped the CAT FIGHT. Sources tell that everything is "CHILL" between the two parties now once again. This should not however be forgotten that Mr. A was reported to have been involved in another fight with another party which is still under the Headmaster's consideration. And the friend of Miss A (Miss B) was also a well-known fighter at her previous school that she attended.
Any latest developments will be reported as soon as they occur.

~Scandal Number 2~

Another afternoon, AgEnT X was sitting infront of the cafe preparing his Monthy Report, when suddenly something abrupt occured on the other side of the basket ball court. He instantly understood that "ZUROOR DALL MEIN KUCH KAALA HAI...!"
A group of guys were actually playing football in the basketball court when the ball went out of the court and another chap, standing near the stairs, kicked it back. This should have been taken as normal but it was not and at the very moment, the group advanced towards the single bare-handed guy. Wasting no time, the guy wanted to punch a member of the group BUT out of nowhere, his friends climbed down and tried to settle the affair, using abusive language. Remember, both the groups involved here are led by guys who are famous for their formal and informal dances on the Welcome Party Night. This ended here, but Agent X did not rest and soon found out that the rivalry had been going on since the party night. It actually started when a member of the first-mentioned group hit the other group's member during the dance... BY MISTAKE. However, after contacting both the parties, it is confirmed that the situation has returned to NORMAL once again.